A colloquial name for an affliction that consists of neck and shoulder tension as the result of continual craning of the neck to look behind one's shoulder; presumed to be in fear of assailants in a foreign and unfriendly place.
Coined in the early 70s when European tourists to New York City (during its period of high crime and dysfunction) would persistently look behind their shoulders to check up on sketchy locals after hearing countless horror stories of brazen muggers and bloodthirsty thugs from overwrought TV reports—and would strain their necks to the point of stiffness because of the excessive compression.
Coined in the early 70s when European tourists to New York City (during its period of high crime and dysfunction) would persistently look behind their shoulders to check up on sketchy locals after hearing countless horror stories of brazen muggers and bloodthirsty thugs from overwrought TV reports—and would strain their necks to the point of stiffness because of the excessive compression.
Alfhild got a bad case of Tourist's Neck after visiting Los Angeles and needed an ice pack to relieve his stress; those special reports on downtown drive-by shootings were overkill.
by vanguardxl August 07, 2009
by CloudXysti June 10, 2019
by Breme January 05, 2021
Person 1: "What're toy doing this weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, just going to a party and getting neck-level munted, man."
Person 2: "Oh, just going to a party and getting neck-level munted, man."
by The Munted Man March 11, 2014
-"Didn't the pilgrims build the grand canyon?"
-"No dumbass, you will now recieve a fullhouse neck."
-"No dumbass, you will now recieve a fullhouse neck."
by Chalkey April 17, 2011
Great Neck is a town that Persians have, in the last 20 years, completely invaded. Instead being inhabited by normal, American Jews, Great Neck is now the home of thousands of Persians who feel the need to NEVER shave the bushes of hair they and their moms have had since birth. Every Persian in Great Neck also has a dying sensation to marry their own cousins. Each slutty girl in Great Neck, whether she's a normal Jew or a Persian, feels the need to flaunt what they don't have in Juicy outfits and $14,000 handbags. Where do Persians get this kind of money? Well, they claim to each "sell rugs". However, WHERE DO THEY GET THE MONEY TO BUY 16,000,000 DOLLAR HOMES is still a question left unanswered. Most likely, the Persians all roll drugs into their rugs and sell them in the black, hairy market. Maybe, they'll all get thrown in jail with a damn razor.... who knows?
Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: My dad owns 8 acres of land in Iran
SexySkinnyMan and Mindle: What does you're dad do?
Hairy Joon Joon in Geat Neck: <_< >_>
Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: ....He sells furniture
SexySkinnyMan and Mindle: What does you're dad do?
Hairy Joon Joon in Geat Neck: <_< >_>
Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: ....He sells furniture
by Mindle & SexySkinnyMan January 22, 2006
A word/phrase used to insult or taunt somebody because their neck resembles a dick or they have a birthmark/scar on thier neck that looks like a dick. Variants of the phrase are 'Cock Throat', 'Adam's Dick' , 'Penis Esophagus'.
Person 1: Haha you look stupid
Person 2: Oh yea? Well you've got a dick neck!
Everybody: LOLOLOL!! Hahahaha
Person 2: Oh yea? Well you've got a dick neck!
Everybody: LOLOLOL!! Hahahaha
by ODST Wilshire May 21, 2008