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National Homie Rimming Day

July 9th (7/9) is national homie rimming day where you and your homies rim each other
It's National Homie Rimming Day Jarrod, get over here and let me eat that ass.
by Spyre7216 July 9, 2021
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National Poggers Day

National POGGERS Day is on the 18th of July, everyone is required to Pog, otherwise Socki will hunt you down.
Timmy forgot to Pog on National Poggers Day and it was the last time I saw him
by Williboo July 17, 2021
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National Bae Day

The day where you go spend time with your bae and post them on your story
Oh Kay it’s National Bae Day go post ur bae
by X waylaying June 10, 2022
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Kazakhstan national anthem

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
by Blue 000 December 7, 2020
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April 22 National Hug Day

ana: may you what day its today?
may: april 22 national hug day come here you!
by yomamag42123456789 April 21, 2019
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National Pandemic

Catchword from late 2005 used to describe the effects of the "bird-flu" which, as of right now, has only killed 60 Asian poultry farmers.

Will probably be looked back upon like the ideas of "Shock and Awe" and "Y2K"
I heard some guy on CNN saying that the bird-flu will be a national pandemic if it ever gets to the US.
by phasesout October 19, 2005
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national ex girlfriend day

National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend
Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂
by Bad bitch period🥴 August 1, 2020
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