Mother Puss

An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!

Dude did you see the mother puss milking

by MotherPuss999 July 28, 2023

mother trista

bears mommy

person 1: wow is that trista?
bear: yes its my mother trista

by BEARBEAR123 July 15, 2022

Mother of Thighs

The Mother of Thighs, a woman with lovely massive thighs enough to take in all around her.

"There is a Mother of Thighs, bring me to her right now"

by Daryl the Dude July 22, 2022

Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

by beepbeepzelda July 27, 2022

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

by wtf?!?!?! July 17, 2003

your mother

kind of like "yo momma", but more intellectual.

kid from da hood: "YO MOMMA SO FAT....!!!"
reply from nerdy kid trying to fit in: "your mother..."

by PamBam June 14, 2006