Grumpy Milkshake

Grumpy Milkshake
A hand job while the giver of the hand job is in a bad mood

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still made a Grumpy Milkshake

by BN_Bears March 20, 2025

Milwaukee Milkshake

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.

"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Indian milkshake

An act involving whip cream with semen and pouring the liquid into the desired hole (anus or vagina) before inserting a whisk, mixing it together and then penetrating them with said whisk.

Tony just gave me an indian milkshake, it was awesome!

by skeebledeeble April 9, 2025

Michigan Milkshake

When you ejaculate inside of your partner’s rectum, then drive around a roundabout in -20 degree weather until the semen forms a milkshake, which is then pushed back out into your mouth.

Additional substances can be added to create variants; including but not limited to period blood to create strawberry, poop to create chocolate, or a mixture of both for neapolitan.

I gave Gavin Forbes a delicious Neapolitan Michigan milkshake last night!

by Hdksjfgfheisj February 3, 2026

Taiwanese Milkshake

The art of fucking someone in the nose and after finishing, they shoot a snot/semen rocket out and consume it afterwards

Yeah when we fucked she asked me to give her a Taiwanese Milkshake, it was fucking hot

by DiddyFoid February 11, 2026

Chillicothe Milkshake

When your name is Papa Cliff and you drop a bomb in a Porta John. The milkshake creation commences start with the phrase “fire in the hole!”

Prior to the big game, Papa Cliff drops a Chillicothe Milkshake.

by Poooooooopppppppppp February 28, 2026

Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025