punching the midnight squirrel 

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

punching the midnight squirrel by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

burn that midnight oil 

A clever way to ask your 420 friendly fuck buddy to come over late at night, do some dabs, and fuck like rabbits.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

And. . . It doesn't count if you're just smoking weed. Dabs only. kk?

Guy: Hey what r u doing?
Girl: Not much, just bored :-(
Guy: You wanna come over and burn that midnight oil?
Girl: Ummmm. . . Sure. . . why not? I haven't been high all day ;-)

burn that midnight oil by DoctahGonzo April 25, 2016

burn midnight oil 

to stay up all night doing work. often homework.

i burned midnight oil last night but slept in coz i was too tired

burn midnight oil by yo April 15, 2004

Ballsac Midnight 

The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.

Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.

Ballsac Midnight by asbelloniblood June 2, 2009

Ultra midnight spring shocker 

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.

I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.

Ultra midnight spring shocker by Erg raider April 4, 2011

Sketch level midnight

The highest degree of a sketchy situation.

" Lets jump off the roof"!
" Dude. That's sketch level midnight"

Sketch level midnight by NEGROHERO January 2, 2012

Ten-to-Midnight 

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.

I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.

Ten-to-Midnight by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014