matt cesta

a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend

a guy who thinks hes the best

a guy with greasy hair

a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay

yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !

my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"

by an expert on men March 12, 2010

Matt Cowan

(n.) A suburban whiteboy from west haven who acts black, but resembles a mole. Listens to way too much Lil Wayne, yet claims he is not "on his dick". He has orange/yellow teeth, but did not eat any cheetos. He enjoys wearing his brother's clothing and shoes, but claims they are his. He also likes to eat all of his friend's food but never gives them any in return. He thinks he is good at parkour, but all he is capable of is jumping fences and rolling in dirt (and doesn't even look cool doing that). He also enjoys wearing the same hoodie for 8 days in a row, yet claiming it was a different one.

(v.) The act of screenwatching and not admitting to it; The act of not admitting anything bad that happens to you; The act of using excuses. i.e. "I swear on my aunt vickie's grave"

Matt Cowan: "So....Stru.." *stretchs out arms* "ya..got any fooood?"

or

Cacioppo: "Cowan wtf why the hell are you watching my screen?"
Cowan: "Yo i swear on my aunt vickie's grave i wasnt screenwatching"

Cacioppo: "Yo paulo a skunk!!"
Paulo: *looks*
Cacioppo: "Oooh! Broke ya neck!"
Paulo: "I didn't even look wtf!"
Cacioppo: "Stop being a cowan."

by WeAreNotTylerAndStru November 14, 2009

Matt

An amazing person (usual of the male gender) that is overly sweet and irresitable. The perfect person.

Person 1: Oh wow, look at that kid, he is SUCH a Matt!

by kornluver298 January 8, 2009

Matt

Caucasian savage who has long eyebrows and a gap bigger then the amount of immigrants From Africa

" wow this guys gap is huge" wow he must be a matt

by Redlicker444 December 4, 2016

matt campos

a 10 foot 12 inch tall, 824 pound behemoth who enjoys kicking babies off bridges and yelling out random racial slurs and poking girls where no girls should be poked

matt campos is: george clooney, brad pitt, christian bale, orlando bloom, josh hartnett, wolverine all rolled into one in the body of john goodman

by mathias hornblower April 25, 2009

Matt Damon

Easily the best actor in anything ever, perhaps challenged only by his best friend and homie Ben Affleck. He’s also an excellent writer, producer, husband, father, and is really really handsome. He’s so cool, guys.

You have to see the new Matt Damon movie, it was so cool and awesome and cool!

I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!

by officialmattdamon February 25, 2021

Matt

A sexy beast. Has a big brain, a big penis, and, once you get to know him, a big heart. Has lean mean muscles that he works out every other day. Can do 100 pushups in a minute while reciting a Shakespearean sonnet from memory. He is most likely a Taurus. When he sings or reads poetry, it is better than sex. Knows how to treat the ladies. Loves to read and write. Loves old movies, old music, old cars, and almost anything old fashioned. Is a man of few words, but when he speaks his mind, it means something. Is always prepared for the unexpected. Loves history and literature. Loves theatre. Wears simple, practical clothes, usually a black shirt with jeans and work boots. Loves being outdoors. Loves peace and quiet and time to think. Is an introvert, but will often go out of his way to help someone who needs it. Is usually a lone wolf. Seldom he smiles, but when he does it lights up the whole room. Carries himself like he is years older than he looks. A hard worker. A truly dedicated friend for those few who are lucky enough to be close to him.

Matt recited Shakespeare's Sonnet 29 for me. His voice is so smooth!

I want Matt to caress me with those deep, all-knowing eyes of his!

"Don't worry. Prepare." - Matt

by redhorse 59 June 10, 2011