The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.
Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
Get the Logical Marian Assumptionmug. Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure
he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it
fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X
sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure
he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it
fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X
sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.
by rg84 March 30, 2025
Get the Logicmug. by Bucketism January 7, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionary Logicmug. A holiday celebrated annually on October 5th (Neil DeGrasse Tyson's birthday) that celebrates science, nature, and logic. You eat bacon (although it isn't required), enjoy science and nature, and give gifts related to those things. Let's all do it! Spread the word! # logicday
by BunnyBang September 22, 2014
Get the Logic Daymug. A virtual clinic like no other. Where anyone can turn to for free healthcare and medical education. Remote patient monitoring app everyone can be and stay safe. Wonderful caring clinicians to help in any way they can.
by Crly2str8 August 3, 2020
Get the healthcare logicsmug. "die Logic kocht" heißt soviel, we das etwas logisch wird. Die Logic wird so zu sagen gerade heran gekocht.
by Amfish December 9, 2023
Get the Logic kochtmug. Named for computer science professor and all around cool guy, Dr. Daniel Spiegel, it is the principle in computer science education stating that if something is written, circled, underlined, or otherwise emphasized in the color red, then it is considered to be incorrect within the context of teaching at the time and may never be questioned, lest the questioner be unequivocally annihilated by said cool guy.
"Why is this wrong?" - Dr. Spiegel
"Because it is written in red." - Correct application of Spiegelian Logic, albeit vague
"Because it is written in red." - Correct application of Spiegelian Logic, albeit vague
by Andy Breisch April 2, 2008
Get the Spiegelian Logicmug.