licking the dinosaur

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.

Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

lookin crusty

looking fly, excellent style, clean.

damn bro you got the new jordans? you be lookin crusty as fuck.

holy fuck that gucci jacket lookin crusty, where you get it.

by Bigtytinkus November 2, 2021

Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.

I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Looking into the mirror

The act of taking copious ammonts of Cocaine

"So what have you done over the weekend?"

"A long weekend of looking into the mirror."

"Ah, a bit of soul searching was it?"

"Nah...Cocaine"

by Whopparberg November 21, 2021

Licking vanilla ice cream

Similar to grabbing a chocolate bar but it's a black/Caribbean guy randomly walking up to a white girl and asking for sexual favors.

Unless you're a decent guy looking for an interracial fwb don't go licking vanilla ice cream

by Sexydimma December 25, 2021

Looking the other way

A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.

If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!

by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021

Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience

Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."

by Lafy February 27, 2022