I been in a ugly mood lately

When somone is depressed and life isn't going so well for them.

"I been in a ugly mood lately"

Oh man what's been going on?

by ThatsFishy February 10, 2021

kiss now, shag later

when just aint felling shoving ur 3 inch wonka in to the hoe so you chose the kiss option to keep her happy

not now lets just kiss now, shag later

by xxSHAGGERxx69 January 26, 2020

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okay, but why?

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Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?

Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

laced

getting owned, sniped, or just humiliated

Joe, you just got LACED!!!

by lacysllama June 13, 2007

late night bo-stick

The act of masturbation usually late at night in a friend or acquaintance's house, hiding in someone's house and masturbating.

My friend's mom is a milf so, a late night bo-stick was in order.

by Georgie Slanks October 1, 2007

Latent Chicken Fucker

Someone who jokes a little too often about sex with animals.

Nick V is a definate Latent Chicken Fucker as evidenced by his casual use of bestiality jokes.

by DocHuskie April 10, 2008

Late Night Espresso Run

Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.

Jen just went on another Late Night Espresso Run, should see her in an hour or two.

by Mac13 January 12, 2009