Juan: Hola! It's Juan!
Jerron: Fuck.
*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*
Tyler: SCATTER!
*Everyone runs for the hills*
Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!
Jerron: Fuck.
*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*
Tyler: SCATTER!
*Everyone runs for the hills*
Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!
by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017
Get the Juanmug. A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “
by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019
Get the Juanmug. by Jerry730 July 19, 2016
Get the Pulling a Juanmug. Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
Get the The Juan Noodlemug. A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024
Get the Juan noodlemug. A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.
“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
by El universo December 16, 2021
Get the Juan jose robayomug. A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor
juan is a dick
by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020
Get the Juanmug.