jon

jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.

"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

Jon

hot man

Jon is hot

by chickbeefin May 10, 2022

jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.

Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.

by Ligmaballs86 November 8, 2019

Jon

A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage

That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon

by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018

Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people

ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan

by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021

jon-luke

Jon-Luke A know it all who is a 4.0 and dose not care anymore he works in a nuclear lab

Jon-Luke is skipping again

by Ban_me_if_you_can November 20, 2019

Dirty Jon

The act of 2v1'ing an underage girl in your bed with your drunk best friend so hard, she has her period in your bed. and instead of cleaning your sheets, you just lick it clean till it shines

"Did you hear about sky vessy? she got dirty jon'd so hard by Jon, and braiden last night"

by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025