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Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 7, 2023
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Jonas

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.
Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”
by Derrick09 November 23, 2021
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Jona

Jona is the definition of an amazing human being, a great friend, and an even greater lover. You can consider yourself very lucky if you get to be with one, even if it's just for a brief moment. Once you have met a Jona you can never get them of your mind, or the feeling they gave you when you were with them, because a Jona is incredibly captivating. They have an indescribable way of speaking and looking at you that makes you feel like the most extraordinary and beautiful person in the world. In conclusion, Jona has the whole package and ia indeed a gift from God.
"How was your date?"
"Oh, it was wonderful - he was a Jona!"
by <3tolki November 24, 2021
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Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina
Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself
by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023
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Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.
by by chicken May 17, 2023
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jonas

Jonas is a gaslighter
by wowiewowowow January 2, 2024
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Jona

That bitch fine af knows how such. She really dumb and hot thats why everyone wants her exept that one guy she obsessed but atleast she got hoes
Jona is dumbasshoe
by User280601 November 20, 2021
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