Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion
The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.
Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 03, 2022
The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.
by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022
I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas
by Reibuuu May 10, 2022
Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.
by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019
The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
by bigjoncleetus June 09, 2020
I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.
by 7568ino December 26, 2023
The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.
Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.
Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.
Person 3: I hate them
Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you
Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.
Person 3: I hate them
Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you
by JB fans rock October 24, 2019