Jonas

the sexiest guy alive and Has the biggest cock and knows how to fuck

Girl: Omg jonas fucked me soo good I still can”t use my legs

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 04, 2025

Jonas

The type of nigga to get cheated on by a girl named jocelyn.

Jonas: I just got cheated on

norte: her name was probably jocelyn huh

Jonas: Yea

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 04, 2025

Jonas

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.

Hey look! There's a Jonas.

by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017

Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

by November 23, 2021

jonas andriana

they match each other

jonas andriana-phillipa

by dein onkel January 14, 2018

Jonas Lotz

He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls

Jonas Lotz

by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022

Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person

A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."

by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 06, 2024