Jerry

This man's pretty cool. That's it. He's just awesome. This is totally not a jerry trying to make himself feel better about him self. He's so hot and is a classified orgasm donor.

Girl 1: OMG!!!! Is that JERRYYYY! I love his big belly!
Girl 2: YAAAAAS! I would let him do the sex to me!

by BigBellyManJ November 27, 2020

Jerry Shan

A nobody in society
Jerry Shan doesnt even exist to me
I dont even know him

I dont know Jerry Shan

by poepoeoe May 24, 2022

Jerrying

The act of coming to someone with a small inquiry and somehow ending up in a longer lasting conversation, allowing you to procrastinate on a pressing task.

Very typical in work situations.

"Feel like I've been Jerrying around the office all day, I haven't finished anything!"

"Man has any one seen Tom? He was supposed to help me with putting this room back together... He better not be out there Jerrying!"

by Sweet & Smoky Pork Tenderloin September 30, 2020

The Jerry

A Jerry is a simply just a seagull. They love to eat Cheezits, they are willing to do your bidding for a minimal price of food. Also commonly known as a sea-chicken….

Dang, did you see the Jerry hanging around the towels?

by Iluvhotm0ms03 June 13, 2022

Jerry

Jerry is the worst monster. Nobody likes him.

You and the other monsters celebrate jerry's disappearance

by It is a thing August 19, 2020

Jerry

A name used to explain a joke, but turns embarrassing very quickly when your friends video tapes it.

Girl: hey wanna heat a joke? Watch!
*Hitting her ass*
“Fuck me jerry!!”
Friend: Hahahaha bitch I recorded that!

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

yellow jerry

A yellow Jerry occurs when someone gets knocked out with one punch and pisses their pants. Can be used in conjunction with past events or past tense, ie: yellow jerried

"Did you see Paul get yellow jerried last night at Jane's party?"

"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."

by Stushkushnpuss April 5, 2020