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Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.
"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."
by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025
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Jerry Coke

A mispronunciation of Cherry Coke commonly made by people from the northern Midwest
Get me a Jerry Coke while your in there”
by Cocoking February 1, 2022
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Jerry

A Jerry is a person whose significant other doesn’t like them playing video games with the opposite sex. Jerry’s girlfriend yells at Jerry’s female squad mates over his mic. Saying things like, “Don’t you talk to Jerry” or “Don’t you rez Jerry.” Jerry’s significant other is controlling and insecure.
Holy shit, did you hear that guy’s girlfriend yelling at Nikki? What a Jerry.
by MsMisery August 12, 2022
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Jerry Alan

Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."
by DaddyIsBackToBeatMommy May 20, 2022
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Jerry

Jerry is a dumb ass that broke and never have a girlfriend in his life think he cool and showoff Jerry has a small dick
Jerry is a show off
by Danielrobleror February 25, 2020
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Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars
mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"
by sLuGo September 30, 2005
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Jerry Wooten Diesel

Hey Dom Jerry wooten diesel is the best since hitler!
by APIRL H February 18, 2024
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