Julian boesch

A synonym for doormat

“Yo make sure you wipe you’re feet on the Julian boesch on the way in”

by Poopman13 December 19, 2019

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...Julian

Super hot mom if u want her @ message me privately she could suck my shlong. He also has a microscopic penis.

Julian ...Julian

by mfcjebfubeiub May 25, 2022

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Julian E.T.

The name of someone who takes jokes and satire sentences way too serious.

Elijah: Kamala Harris is secretly a Russian spy trying to sabotage Trump.

Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.

Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.

by julianhatr69420 August 29, 2024

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Julian P.

Julian is usually a name for a beta-male. He usually annoys everyone and kills every vibe within a 20 mile radius. He is the type of guy to drink the milk straight from the cow. He likes whale sperm and sweaty feet. He usually looks forward to buying cucumbers so he can tickle his rectum with it. Julian typically has a atrocious posture and has homosexual tendencies.

"MAN! DON'T BE LIKE JULIAN P.! OR YOU'RE WEIRD!"

by June 08, 2023

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Julian Bond

a nigga with a massive dick that is also very athletic and handsome he is also tall af and usually black

Definition: An amazing person who is very tall muscular and handsome. "that nigga julian bond is fine as hell and i want his kids in my mouth and in my stomach"

by quin nfn November 24, 2021

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