human guitar

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.
Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.
by Human guitar and chill? November 20, 2015
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Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).
Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .
by E.E.K. October 27, 2010
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human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.
Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?
by RubberBunzNLiquor January 22, 2012
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Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.
dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding
by xenbutt December 07, 2017
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Best Human

An undescribable trait referring to the greatest person you know!
by Oooof Me October 29, 2018
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the human bakery

while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.
I gave your mom the human bakery.
by Matt et Scott May 09, 2008
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human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch
The backside of this handle is covered in human goo
by Chef Tortuga March 06, 2017
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