L human

a L human is someone that is psycho and uses another someone for their advantage. Someone that cheats and lies.

she used him for prom she’s a L human.

by really tried bru May 14, 2022

human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012

Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).

Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .

by E.E.K. October 27, 2010

human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch

The backside of this handle is covered in human goo

by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017

Human Trash

YulkyTulky and her alt accounts.

YulkyTulky and their alts are human trash

by Origin_meme_man October 18, 2020

Human Dysphobia

Someone that feels uncomfortable identifying as a human.

Zaddek: I have Human Dysphobia but now i feel comfortable because identify as a toaster.

Payton: I identify as a cosplayer now.

Jordan: I have Human a Dysphobia as well.

by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020

Tri Human

1; Me, Myself, I.

2; Father, Son, Spirit.
3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.
4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.

The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.

by kavesa February 5, 2017