Captain Hook

A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.

That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!

by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009

Butcher's hook

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.

Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.

by Ian Shine August 2, 2005

bum hook

the act of inserting your thumb up your sexual partners anus during doggie style sex

i was shagging her doggie style and bum hooked her so she couldn't get away

by aaron dennis January 17, 2009

'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

by Joscel June 23, 2011

Fish-hooked

To wind someone up to the point they bite and exude small bouts of rage in disagreement.

"Wow, did you see how much Ryan was fish-hooked by Tom?"
"I did, how embarrassing for the bloke"

by Colak19 May 30, 2018

hook it up

To ask for a service,favor but be generous.

Hook it up with a phat sak.
Hey, you wanna hook it up?

by Marco October 24, 2003

hook up

1. When 2 people decide that they want to have a fun relationship
2. Getting together to have a great time anywhere
3. Going official with the person you've been with
4. Liking the person you are with

We hooked up a long time ago!

by Waterhouse April 23, 2005