Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Stephen Hawking voice

A condition that happens when someone is so boring they begin to develop a robotic monotone voice.

That guy at the desk sure had a bad case of Stephen Hawking voice.

by Ezy Ryder August 19, 2011

hawk shield

A heavy, winter coat. Especially when used as protection against cold, bitter winds ("The Hawk"). First usage heard in Chicago in 60's.

"Man, that wind was bitin', I put on my hawk shield an' booked for the crib"

by Philliam13 December 8, 2006

Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.

Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

by Scorp130n May 20, 2013

Hawk Tuah Handshake

When you spit into your palm before dapping someone up

My friend game me a sloppy Hawk Tuah Handshake before he left the function

by Bloodtiger12345 November 30, 2024

Hawk Tuah

Verb: To spit on that thing.

Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!

by JetBlastSST June 19, 2024

Hawk Tuah

What a great Father gets for Father’s Day.

His wife gave him that Hawk Tuah for Father’s Day.

by Fiegle Shuffle June 16, 2024