A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 15, 2016
by Johnny Cool Dj M March 24, 2021
by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018
When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.
Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"
by pseudonyimm September 30, 2024
by Hfhdnrnjcjdjrnnf February 23, 2020
She rolled up on me in her chair, grabbed the front of my jeans and proceeded to give me the meanest steamin hawking i have ever gotten. that shit made my toes curl and i almost blacked out
by captstabbin July 21, 2024
by whightknyte June 22, 2014