Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

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Get the Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.mug.

hawk-tuah

The sound one makes right before spitting on that thang. This move is typically done in bed but is not limited to that location and is usually done in a forceful manner.

I met a real nice girl last week while in Tennessee, she took me home and proceeded to suck the soul out of my body after spitting on my thang...the last thing I remember was her making a "hawk-tuah" sound, my thang got all wet and then my soul left my body.

by Mr. Poopy B. June 20, 2024

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Get the hawk-tuahmug.

Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

by The man without face July 26, 2010

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