Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Hawk-tuah

One move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time.

Hawk-tuah! Spit on that thang.

by rogueassassin969 June 23, 2024

Hawk Tuah

You wake up in a field of darkness. You are afraid to move, but you build up the courage to crawl. The ground you crawl upon is rough and cold. It burns your palms and knees. You grow impatient. You have to walk. You have to walk, but you're too afraid. You keep crawling. Your skin starts to peel off, yet you still refuse to walk.

hawk tuah spit on that thang

by for sale: burger, never eat September 8, 2024

Cougar Hawk

A police officer who preys on cougars. Also known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

hawk tuah

It's the noise associated when a partner giving head spits a nasty loogy on your dick.

I was hooking up with Amanda last night and she gave me that hawk tuah, covering my dick in saliva.

by Mcgwicko June 16, 2024

Hawk-Tinkle Berry

1. A filler type word use in the same context as: "like" or "um" (used as Hawk-Tinkling Hawk Tin-Kel-Ing

2. A quantifier such as: "really" or "very"

3. A West England slang term for piss.

1. You know the, Hawk-Tinkling, household shop?

2. He is so Hawk-Tinkling funny!
3. I need a Hawk-Tinkle

3 (alternative) . He's taking the Hawk-Tinkle Berry with this one. (taking the piss)

by Arabella Templar-Mclean February 6, 2025

HAWK TUAH

The sound you make when you spit on that thang

You gotta give him that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang

by spitonthatthang June 20, 2024