Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

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Shit Hawk

A Person who is being overly obnoxious. Trolling for the gold.

Wow yesterday i was a total Shit Hawk in the xbox live chat. SHITTTT HAWWWKKKK BUKAAAW

by gotit April 18, 2020

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Blow Hawk

A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.

Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.

by soundgesture November 27, 2011

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Hawks-mas

Its Christmas but with Hawks based stuff. Hawks is a character in my hero academia.

Happy Hawks-mas

by Hawks-simp December 22, 2020

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hawk and jawk

when you hawk tuah spit on that thang and jawk (jerk) it til a man nuts

i gave my homie travis kelce the hawk and jawk before the super bowl

by scoobydoopoppop1 December 2, 2024

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hawk tuah

Hawk tuah (hawk ptui, hawk ptooey, hawk ptoo, hawk patuh, or hawk putuh) is an onomatopoeia for spitting. “Hawk” refers to the sound of saliva accumulating inside the mouth, while “tuah” refers to the sound of saliva being ejected.

Thou must give them that 'hawk tuah' and spew upon that thing.

by AbsurdistJiffu July 9, 2024

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