A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

by clericUD April 17, 2019

Hawk-tuah! Spit on that thang.
by rogueassassin969 June 23, 2024

Female Hawks is being defined as :The only real and OG Female Hawks is Harley, no one could cosplay Mirko or Hawks better than her!
Female Hawks being defined as :
If Hawks was a female, do you know how he would look? Like Harley.
If Mirko was real , what would she look like? Like Harley.
If Hawks was a female, do you know how he would look? Like Harley.
If Mirko was real , what would she look like? Like Harley.
by xKira September 12, 2021

by Bub000 June 20, 2024

by Im adams worst nighmare March 13, 2025

This dude is the captain of the order of scraps disposal They have a mom named Mama Hawk and Teamed up with meliodas he can turn into other things by eating them and he likes to pretend he has a power level of 3000 when he only has 30
by MeliodasTrueMagic November 4, 2021
