A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
Get the Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. mug.Hawk Tuah coin is a shit coin that was made in 2024, it was made to pump and dump and it is particularly famous for the amount of investors in this scheme.
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That guy keith was absolutely hawked last night when we were laughing at him when he didn’t even notice.
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Get the hawk tuaw mug.Hawk Tuahphylum could describe a mythical class or group of beings embodying the qualities of a hawk—watchful, strategic, and strong—and blessed with fortune or favor. These beings might be guardians or protectors, distinguished by their shared traits of luck and agility.
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