Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking

The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.

by zekolonon March 20, 2024

Hawking

Covering yourself in anti-bacterial gel, wearing a face mask and masturbating into black-out territory during the Corona outbreak.

Ah man William Hawk really inspired me to Hawking last weekend.

by Sikkkkkkkko March 12, 2020

hawk tuah

The definition of hawk tuah is when someone spits on your thang as a sexual sex manner.

man 1: ill give you hawk tuah
man 2: shut up faggot 💀

by JoeGoob March 20, 2025

The Hawk

extreme cold, usually the middle of winter in New York City, with lots of wind.

"Man, the hawk is out tonight!"

by Johnny Cool Dj M March 24, 2021

Hawk

A fat pig from the anime show "The Seven Deadly Sins" (七つの大罪). He somehow learns how to talk and is the mascot of the Boar Hat: a wandering tavern that travels by a 30 story tall pig. He likes to call himself "captain of the Order of Scrap Disposal", which isn't a real order. He likes to eat scraps from customers off the floor and adores good cooking. He also loves to yell "TON TOKO TON" (Piggy trot, for those who watch the dub) whenever he runs. He also gets joked about when the owner of the tavern likes to mess with Hawk by trying to eat him. It's a good show go check it out sometime

"Hawk, no!"

by greensauce November 10, 2020

Hawk-watching

Verb: Staring at someone or something intently or obsessively; watching them/it like a hawk

“You gotta quit hawk-watching me to make sure I’m not sleeping.”

by ScibenX March 4, 2022