A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
Get the Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.mug. 1. A filler type word use in the same context as: "like" or "um" (used as Hawk-Tinkling Hawk Tin-Kel-Ing
2. A quantifier such as: "really" or "very"
3. A West England slang term for piss.
2. A quantifier such as: "really" or "very"
3. A West England slang term for piss.
1. You know the, Hawk-Tinkling, household shop?
2. He is so Hawk-Tinkling funny!
3. I need a Hawk-Tinkle
3 (alternative) . He's taking the Hawk-Tinkle Berry with this one. (taking the piss)
2. He is so Hawk-Tinkling funny!
3. I need a Hawk-Tinkle
3 (alternative) . He's taking the Hawk-Tinkle Berry with this one. (taking the piss)
by Arabella Templar-Mclean February 6, 2025
Get the Hawk-Tinkle Berrymug. 
A tall light skin with curly hair. Prolly from Africa, like Ethiopia, Sudan or Somalia. A kind perosn with straight A’s!
by Yo shi June 2, 2024
Get the Esahac ( ES-HAWK)mug. by Urbandicologist June 17, 2024
Get the hawk tuawmug. Hawk Tuahphylum could describe a mythical class or group of beings embodying the qualities of a hawk—watchful, strategic, and strong—and blessed with fortune or favor. These beings might be guardians or protectors, distinguished by their shared traits of luck and agility.
by NaashvilleMoney November 2, 2024
Get the Hawk Tuahphylummug. Describes a person that uses suggestive language and gestures to look cool and fit in, but is actually prudish and doesn't follow through.
by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024
Get the All hawk and no tuahmug.