A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
Get the Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.mug. 
An act made in black ops descibing when one "acidentaly" kills his opponent with a tomahawk. Trust me its fucking crazy i did this a bunch of times i was in nuke town and i couldn't find my friend and i jus blindly through it from behind the hummer and it hit him on the stairs of the yellow house, it bounced off the book shelf on the second floor and hit him.....boom!! head shot
by bonbonboobiemanzzzzz February 20, 2011
Get the blind hawkmug. person 1: there is this kid called hawk that called me a bad name
person 2: oh don't worry he is harmless, he doesn't even know how to code
person 1: ok thanks lol
person 2: oh don't worry he is harmless, he doesn't even know how to code
person 1: ok thanks lol
by cancerpatient555 July 5, 2018
Get the Hawkmug. 
Describes a person that uses suggestive language and gestures to look cool and fit in, but is actually prudish and doesn't follow through.
by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024
Get the All hawk and no tuahmug. Hawk Tuahphylum could describe a mythical class or group of beings embodying the qualities of a hawk—watchful, strategic, and strong—and blessed with fortune or favor. These beings might be guardians or protectors, distinguished by their shared traits of luck and agility.
by NaashvilleMoney November 2, 2024
Get the Hawk Tuahphylummug.