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Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.
I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!
by sk8lin December 6, 2010
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Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.
That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick
by Tubleez December 23, 2008
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Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.
Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.
by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019
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grass goose

A very rare species of goose that is only found on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, that is called Grass Goose Island. They are well known for their intelligence and capability of understanding human language and phrases. Grass Geese typically live 10-12 years. They are also well known for their rapid Coca Cola production. Grass geese numbers have been decreased dramatically over the past 20 years - as poatchers hunt them down and kill them for their unusually green, beautifully long feathers, and their Coca Cola glands which is not present in any other animal in the world.
A grass goose enjoys some goose grass
by Foxy011 June 12, 2018
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the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.
- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots
by the_goose_man October 20, 2011
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Pink Goose

An oxford slag who likes to flash her geese at people on the internet, and is also into self-fallatio.

She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton.

JakJak being their main source of prey.
That Pink Goose and her Huyton bird have been luring people into their HP bottle with their bacon again!
by GingerSexyMan123 July 28, 2012
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Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.
She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.
by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021
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