When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.
by sk8lin December 6, 2010

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.
by Tubleez December 23, 2008

An oxford slag who likes to flash her geese at people on the internet, and is also into self-fallatio.
She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton.
JakJak being their main source of prey.
She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton.
JakJak being their main source of prey.
That Pink Goose and her Huyton bird have been luring people into their HP bottle with their bacon again!
by GingerSexyMan123 July 28, 2012

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.
Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.
Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.
Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.
by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019

by Kaleighi December 16, 2008

After completing a less than satisfactory clean up job on aisle buttox, the wounded TP soldiers left behind nicely resembling goose plumage.
Yo man, go splash your buns...you've got goose bottom. (Usually happens at a nudist colony and/or White House function)
by General Freeze March 15, 2011

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.
by the_goose_man October 20, 2011
