Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

by sk8lin December 6, 2010

Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.

That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick

by Tubleez December 23, 2008

The Noose Goose

When someone hangs themself

Ray Romano: "Hear about that guy who hit The Noose Goose?"
Shamwow Guy:"lololol yeah"

by Kakakakakarrotkake June 12, 2016

Goose job

When you receive a handjob

during the goosebumps movie.
PG-13

Rudy: Yo Prissy baby, hook it up with goose job.

Prissy: (unzips Rudys zipper)

Rudy: thanks for that "slappy" do you want me to bend you over?

Prissy : nah I'm good thanks

by Pay1720 December 12, 2015

Pink Goose

An oxford slag who likes to flash her geese at people on the internet, and is also into self-fallatio.

She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton.

JakJak being their main source of prey.

That Pink Goose and her Huyton bird have been luring people into their HP bottle with their bacon again!

by GingerSexyMan123 July 28, 2012

Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021

goosing season

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.

It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.

by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019