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Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.
I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!
by sk8lin December 6, 2010
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Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.
That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick
by Tubleez December 23, 2008
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duck-goosed

(verb) derived from the game Duck Duck Goose where you are randomly selected from a group
other cars were going the same speed but the police officer duck-goosed me.
by Dagmar May 6, 2006
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giggle goose

One is called this when one can not seem to stop laughing, or laughs often at many things.
Trey: Hah HAH hah!!

Taylor: "Trey you are such a giggle goose! Plus you are a tool."
by Kaleighi December 16, 2008
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goose feathers

A nickname for someone who has Down Syndrome.

It's a play on words, because "down" is another word for goose feathers (used as fluff in old-fashioned blankets).
Hey Goose Feathers, how high can you count?
by UrbanPrick December 11, 2016
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Goose job

When you receive a handjob

during the goosebumps movie.
PG-13
Rudy: Yo Prissy baby, hook it up with goose job.

Prissy: (unzips Rudys zipper)

Rudy: thanks for that "slappy" do you want me to bend you over?

Prissy : nah I'm good thanks
by Pay1720 December 12, 2015
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grass goose

A very rare species of goose that is only found on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, that is called Grass Goose Island. They are well known for their intelligence and capability of understanding human language and phrases. Grass Geese typically live 10-12 years. They are also well known for their rapid Coca Cola production. Grass geese numbers have been decreased dramatically over the past 20 years - as poatchers hunt them down and kill them for their unusually green, beautifully long feathers, and their Coca Cola glands which is not present in any other animal in the world.
A grass goose enjoys some goose grass
by Foxy011 June 12, 2018
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