Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

by sk8lin December 6, 2010

Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.

That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick

by Tubleez December 23, 2008

duck-goosed

(verb) derived from the game Duck Duck Goose where you are randomly selected from a group

other cars were going the same speed but the police officer duck-goosed me.

by Dagmar May 6, 2006

Goose job

When you receive a handjob

during the goosebumps movie.
PG-13

Rudy: Yo Prissy baby, hook it up with goose job.

Prissy: (unzips Rudys zipper)

Rudy: thanks for that "slappy" do you want me to bend you over?

Prissy : nah I'm good thanks

by Pay1720 December 12, 2015

The Noose Goose

When someone hangs themself

Ray Romano: "Hear about that guy who hit The Noose Goose?"
Shamwow Guy:"lololol yeah"

by Kakakakakarrotkake June 12, 2016

the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

by the_goose_man October 20, 2011

giggle goose

One is called this when one can not seem to stop laughing, or laughs often at many things.

Trey: Hah HAH hah!!

Taylor: "Trey you are such a giggle goose! Plus you are a tool."

by Kaleighi December 16, 2008