no1 gives a fuck

A severe, sincere & absolutely genuine lack of shits given about a certain someone, thing, action or event. Commonly felt when being informed of or seeing something be revealed.

“Haha I just typed my name into urban dictionary, wanna know what it said???”

“No1 gives a fuck”

by Vinnyshinny101 November 24, 2021

Who gives a fuckism

The philosophy of not caring about philosophy and deciding to focus on what humans do best, randomly existing and doing whatever the hell we want.

Dr. Mister Pretentious is an avid critic of Who gives a fuckism

by Dr. Professor Smartman June 10, 2023

give us a bell

Call me on the phone

When you dine give us a bell

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022

give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all

bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “

by lil puffer fish September 12, 2022

Give me that neck

When a person say something wrong. You give them a neck.

You told me he suck ass in basketball. Now give me that neck no self-serve.

by Necknoself May 16, 2016

Giving a Stuffed Shell

When you stick one or many fingers into your own anus and take the fecal matter from your rectum. With your finger covered in poop, you stick it/them in her vagina while simultaneously fingering her. Repeat the process until her vagina is either full or until she has climaxed.

i stuck my own finger in my ass, now im gonna take my poopfinger and shove it in her pussy. thats called giving a stuffed shell.

by edstl228 July 25, 2010

Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.

Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.

by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003