Germantown Academy

Germantown Academy, better known as GA by other private school students in the greater Philadelphia area, or the Academy by students attending GA, is a Pre-K through 12 preparatory school. GA tries to be like the other private schools while maintaining its own individuality. Basicaly GA epicly fails at both. Recently GA has instituted a new dress code policy called GA GeAr which requires students to wear ugly polo shirts from lands end. Girls choose to pair their ugly polos with slutty skirts which undermine the entire dress code, while guys wear cargo shorts. GA students really enjoy being promiscuous and binge drinking. In the past few years GA has had many incidents with students getting alcohol poisoning at school events. GA students also enjoy smoking weed and occasionally engage in cocaine. GA students also enjoy cheating. Despite an honor code many students copy answers from each other during poorly monitored tests. Cheating is necessary because lots of students at GA aren't actually smart, they're just either rich or very athletic. Some students are actually smart but feel pressure to receive perfect grades in order to attend ivy league colleges and so they also engage in cheating. Students at GA are often very close with their teachers which can result in interesting classes, but also in can result in awkward situations as students and teachers have been known to have sexual feelings towards each other. One gym teacher goes as far as to engage in sexual relations with students once they have graduated. This is because students at GA are usually very good looking and never fat.

"I'm not actually very preppy or smart but I'll pretend to be both while I drink my cheap beer and plan how I will a) play in the next game or b) cheat on my next test because that's how we do at Germantown Academy"

by daisydaisy55 July 30, 2009

German Backpacker

While recieving oral, deficate in a plastic bag. Then proceed to slap the male/female until the bag breaks.

Adolf: franz was so bad in bed i had to give him a german backpacker

Goebbals: Thats sick get away from me!!!

Adolf: do u want one?

Goebbals:......yes?

by T. J. Baxter March 5, 2009

germany

Only Justin bieber would looks this up.

Search bieber germany if you do no understand.

by Gert Hammers May 9, 2010

german cappuccino

1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhea otherwise it wouldnt look like a cappuccino)

Lars came home and decided to give his girlfriend a german cappuccino.

by Lars Shiggins August 3, 2007

German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure

Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk

by Mcwynar January 5, 2011

Techno Germany

Techno Germany, the greatest band to ever come out Techno Europia!

A band with 2 awesome managers e.g. Reece and Dean

The pure definition of Techno

'Wow that band is great'
'Not as awesome as Techno germany though'
'I agree'

'That band has awesome managers'
'Much like Techno Germany'

' I love Techno music'
'You should listen to Techno Germany'

by lars Marfach March 4, 2009

GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPING

German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.

lets go do some german window shopping

by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010