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Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.
There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.
by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023
mugGet the Gooch grabbermug.

Gooch God

The Highest tier a person who exercises Gooch play can reach.
So I’ve heard the rumors, but after this past weekend I found out Sarah is a Gooch God.
by Mau-Man October 14, 2025
mugGet the Gooch Godmug.

Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.
"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"
by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014
mugGet the Gooch Brackenmug.

stink gooch

I hope she lets me eat her stink gooch tonight
by knockey knocker June 5, 2024
mugGet the stink goochmug.

gaping gooch

A gaping anus. A mix of the two words gay and coochie.
Bash just fisted Jack and he had a gaping gooch
by Yung weej May 12, 2024
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Gooch

What was ‘originally’ referred to as the part between one’s anus and private part(s)

Now, most people use the word “taint” which is incorrect.
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m going to put a muscle stimulator on my gooch!”
by DannyDay95 September 1, 2025
mugGet the Goochmug.

My gooch Bitch

wanna know what it smells like “My Gooch Bitch”
by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020
mugGet the My gooch Bitchmug.

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