Floor Gang Ouhh!

How to recognize a true floor gang .

Ewww, celling gang. FLOOR GANG OUHH!

by Floorgangouh July 15, 2020

Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying

Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up

by Simma January 7, 2024

Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.

Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.

by Eagle Flies June 11, 2011

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022

Floor zoned

the lowest stage of a rejection. if you get floor zoned all i can say is i’m sorry for you.

rip bozo he just got floor zoned

by Tadeo C February 11, 2022

A Floor

A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante

She is such a Floor

by AnHorse June 11, 2017

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025