Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).

"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Flat XP

A flat XP season is a season in Fortnite where every level is 80,000 XP and no more above. The last non-flat XP season was introduced in Chapter 3, and is a season where the XP consecutively increases each level and becomes harder to level up.

A flat XP season is not very common to see, as Fortnite mainly only adds flat XP seasons on mainly every season.

Flat XP: I need 80,000 XP to level up
Non-flat XP: I need 1,600,000 XP to level up (usually at level higher than 200)

by poofart96 August 18, 2023

flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

Flat up

When a bubbly liquid, like soda, goes flat

"I hate buying 2L bottles of coke, they always flat up quickly"

by philcagitz July 29, 2024

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Flat Head

People who argue with established science, geography, space photography, eye witnesses even morons who know for a fact that the Earth is NOT FLAT!

My kid passed 12 years of basic education but somehow has decided the Earth is flat. I guess he is just a Flat Head.

by The Repurposed Male January 6, 2024

Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024