Flat Earth Girl Spring

The spring where girls wearing tin foil hats celebrate Flat Earth Day, which is on April 23, one day after Earth Day (which is a government psyop anyways; every day is Earth Day.)

Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.

Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Tin Foil Hat Boy: "Hey, miss. Flat Earth Girl Spring is coming up soon. What are your plans?"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
by cybercordelia July 16, 2023
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Flat Chest Syndrome(FCS)

A phrase/ mental disorder which discribes the social immaturity displayed by women(ages 14-19) with flat chest. It's usually diagnosed by a friend or first time aqaintance who notices certain idiosynchrasies that display annoyance, or in gereral over compensation.

Victims of FCS often display narcissism, or self-centeredness; They often try to compensate by trying to be intellectually superior or catty.

It's often grown out of but the long term effects can only heal with time.
Abel- Dude (girl) is being so annoying
Chelsea- Yeah I know she must have Flat Chest Syndrome(FCS)
Abel- Oh yeah she's deffanently FCS positive.
by Chabel Roeschstraviz March 27, 2008
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Down like 4 flats

When someone asks if you're interested in doing something like going to a club or sporting event.
Joe: Hey, you down to go to the ball game football game Friday night?

Jayvon replies: I'm down like 4 flats.
by Jboymc September 15, 2021
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A belief that the flat earth conspiracy in inself is a conspiracy to discredit other conspiracy or conspiracy theorists in general.
Person 1: hey man those conspiracy theorists are dumb, they actually believe the earth is flat

Person 2: No we don't believe the earth is flat, that's just the flat earth conspiracy conspiracy to make us look stupid
by kylek100 June 09, 2022
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flat CD PLAYER

when a girl is having sex and then she stops and the man's dick is stuck.
ben:dude
tom:what
ben:my dick's acking :(
tom:why
ben:because i accidently gave anna a flat CD PLAYER :(

anna:my fanny's saw :( too
by king of sickness :P December 13, 2008
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flat billed ball cap

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.
by Kirkury May 29, 2022
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