Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit

Recent meme in tiktok consisting of a white, bird like creature with series of images and short videos supposedly depicting a never before seen series of a giant bird

Have you seen that meme, Erosion Bird, aka Luh Calm Fit??

Yeah dude its mad funny

by fetasalaatti666 October 5, 2023

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:

INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times

And its only $12.95 if its used

by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

by anonymous May 2, 2023

hot girl fit

A girl that is fit but has no stamina, gets tired to quick, no endurance but is super hot

Girl:How are you tired? you have a 10 pack!

Guy: I never train cardio.

Girl: omg your're hot girl fit.

by Redvisioniv December 4, 2023

epikleptic fit

Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.

When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Fitness Gram Pacer Test

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!

"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)

by Ashlyn Maou February 17, 2021