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Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!
Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?
by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018
mugGet the Buzz Feed Jokesmug.

race feeding

Verb. The act of setting up one race, causing in racial discourse or an online race war
"Did you see that post with the asian being anti-black?"

"Don't pay any attention to race feeding, they're just looking for attention and to watch poc tear eachother down"
by medditeraneanbaddie November 4, 2021
mugGet the race feedingmug.

horse feeding

When someone is lying
Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now
by jamalbigd May 4, 2024
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Feeding the governor

A convict term in Cali. Signifies taking a shit.
Hey..cell 211 ?! Can you grab that kite for me?

Hold on homee ! In feeding the governor !
by Gabee74 November 2, 2023
mugGet the Feeding the governormug.

feeding the birds nest

A group sex act involving two men and a woman, where one man gives the other a blowjob until ejaculation, then holds the semen in his mouth and blows it into the female's vagina.
Feeding the birds nest is so sensual, I feel like it allows me, Sophia, and Paul to really feel the best of each other.
by BeanerWeiner69 August 21, 2024
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friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022
mugGet the friend who feeds youmug.

Feed the snake

words used at American car auctions by auctioneers when a Ford fabricated car gets sold / crosses the block
That 67 Shelby Gt500 just sold for 200k usd , FEED THE SNAKE !
by l'e' duura lavura con la Nomur January 17, 2017
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