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Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
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Trojan faith

He was hanged for his Trojan faith.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
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faith wipe

When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.
That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.
by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018
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Faith

A girl who would say slurs at all times no matter what.
Faith is a complete racist
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Faith Faulkner

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Faith

She is a weird BTS lover but it’s lovely
I like bts

Faith

So do I

Let’s make love
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The faith effect

Making someone gay after a relationship or during
Brian griffin suffered from the faith effect
by Gojaddy November 25, 2023
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