couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum

Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin

by Peter long lasting June 27, 2010

fuckin schmidty

missing a cock, fucks dogs, complete douche. Copies dave weber. has a movie made after him, 40 year old virgin

fuckin schmidty is on the dog again!

by Josh Martina December 12, 2008

fuckinication

the process or act of communication being a mess.esp when using the mobile phones.

Joe-hey charles did you get my message last night?
Charles-of course not.How could i with this fuckinication network.

by eugene uu October 29, 2007

clumsy fuckin drooler

A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis.

Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel.

by jbizzler March 7, 2009

fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.

Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.

by sex on the stove March 16, 2009

fuckin up road

on road with certain people who break the law and cause distruption

yo, what we doin tonite then bruv?
nuthin man jus fuckin up road standard!

by chatterz June 23, 2008

fuckin jukebox

the place you get some fuckin music on
and fuckin dance like disco

jason headed in that place turned on the fuckin jukebox and got down like disco

by emilyole December 9, 2008