Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

buzz feed derangement syndrome

The act of making things up to create a enormous amount of attention only to have to admit you are lying within 24 hours. Also know as Fake News, CNN’s Little Brother or BFDS.

Did you hear about those high school kids that surrounded an Indian tribe and threatened them all with slurs and violence? Next day.... You must suffer from Buzz Feed Derangement Syndrome, did you not research before you told everyone that crap?

by Lostone January 21, 2019

Ghost Feed

When a connection is said to be present; but is clearly missing.

John spent the entire weekend trying to fix a Ghost Feed, when all he had to do was reset his router.

by ReaverW October 21, 2010

Feed the baby birds

A vomit burp. Or basically like mother birds that regurgitate food for their young...

"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"

*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"

"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"

by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013

Male breast feeding

When a man nuts to a child to feed it, because it is so sigma, and not a simp.

Bob: How are you man?
Tim: I Male breast feeding my child because my wife left me
Bob: So sigma

by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024

Bird feeding

The act of penetrating a woman anally. Ejaculating in her anus. Sucking the cum out of her anus. Then gracefully embracing her and spitting it in her mouth.

I gave her the bird feed last night. I sucked my boys out of her ass and fed it back to her. Bird feeding

by Pkerr002 May 14, 2022

Busting feeding frenzy

1. The short song sang by candace from phineas and ferb in the episode What do it do? after she thinks she has busted phineas and ferb

1. Its a Busting feeding frenzy stay outta the water!

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019