Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy June 11, 2018

Elephant snot

Something that comes out of a elephants trunk, which is snot.

I went to this zoo and an elephant snot just decided to sneeze on my face.

by Bob the frog August 19, 2021

elephant food

Food that's appropriate for elephants.

Feed the elephants elephant food.

by Ritacca March 2, 2023

Black Elephant

A well endowed african american lover. Prefered by middle aged white men.

Oh he's my black elephant

by BoggleBoy November 24, 2023

Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs

When Edmond Elephant is clever.

Oh yes, Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs.

by Debskelly1985 March 16, 2023

Elephanting

When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout

Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard

by Aizhiman October 10, 2016

elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.

Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!

by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017