diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007

diamond commercial

adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be sexy/sophisticated/sleek.

Hey did you check out new vid far Circus yet?

I did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.

by Donnie Gray December 17, 2008

lucky diamond

A bad ass, life taking, music making sex machine devoted to BEER and the pursuit of metal .

"I'm having such an awesome day, must be the Lucky Diamond in me"

by Madirishguy July 11, 2014

Ghetto Diamond

A black girls asshole.

Rihanna's ghetto diamond is in the light.

by Dr. Janky August 7, 2014

Diamonds On Parade

When you butt chug cheap vodka.

"Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"

by Diamonds On Parade September 27, 2014

Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015