double sided mariglade

1. A double sided dildo.

2. A dildo with both ends able to be used for separate or simultaneous penetration and or stimulation of one or two participants vaginal, anal and or oral holes.

The two lesbians are going shopping for double sided mariglades.

by Absolute Pie July 28, 2010

Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result

Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.

by enrique357 August 9, 2009

double-bent

Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.

Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.

by Mr Define December 29, 2005

Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.

Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.

by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

double duncan

verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).

Dude, double duncan isn't gay, it is just being bored when you are sitting on the toilet.

by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 21, 2008

Double Blind Stranger

Like the Double Stranger only blindfolded so its as if nothing is happening at all

Being a good cathelic boy i never watch myself jerk-off especially when i give myself the double blind stranger

by Avoloun October 6, 2008