dane cook

verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.

Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.

YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.

by a guy who thinks dane cook is funny but hates when assholes quote him all the time January 3, 2008

dane cook

dane cook is one silly bitch. stand up comedian that starred in vicious circle and live at madison square garden. also made retailiation. also, an actor in waiting, good luck chuck, and many others. boston is where he was born. boston red sox is his favorite team. according to vicious circle.

you are going to laugh one day and think that dane cook is a silly bitch. he got me..seatbelts...haha.

by ashley-babie December 18, 2008

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by TheOriginalRon December 15, 2008

dane cook

Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...

by C-Mills January 18, 2008

Cocky mccockstein

What all males are, nothing but a cockstain that grew into a bigger even cockier version with arms, legs, a goofy looking face, and usually a short actual cock, although blacks and some other groups are the worst kind of cocky since trying to call them out on having a short dick doesn't work. These groups are usually cockier than the others but women laugh with them instead of at them because women love it when a guy is 7'7 and plays basketball, ask wilt chamberlain.

Even a giant is technically still a cocky mccockstein.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016

cocky prick

Thinking you're the hottest shit while completely doubting it. Begging for approval and attention in a bisexual fashion; Similar to a school boy bitch while being the exact opposite.

Levi can be such a cocky prick. He will end up with herpes from one of his bitches

by Micro Pen 69 October 8, 2017

Rachel Cook

Generally amazing, smart, and very ghetto. :D Their boyfriend's are jealous cause they're more ghetto..

Person 1: She's so ghetto...
Person 2: Must be Rachel Cook

by flubstuff April 9, 2010