The religion of Jason Everet. Jason, commonly known by Christians as “God”, saved us all through chastising and abstaining with his wife, Crystalmeth, and will come in the end to take us away rightfully.
Priest: Hello young man, why are you here? Confession? Baptism? Praise?
Kid: No, I’m here to inquire about Chastolocism.
Priest: What is that?
Kid: You don’t know what I speak of you fool?
Priest: No, what are you talking about?
Kid: Oh don’t you worry. Jason will find you, and he will murder you cold heartedly. Abstain you nincompoop, or die a painful suffering. Good riddance simpleton.
Kid: No, I’m here to inquire about Chastolocism.
Priest: What is that?
Kid: You don’t know what I speak of you fool?
Priest: No, what are you talking about?
Kid: Oh don’t you worry. Jason will find you, and he will murder you cold heartedly. Abstain you nincompoop, or die a painful suffering. Good riddance simpleton.
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