Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd April 10, 2012
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Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018
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scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
by Carrrrot January 02, 2021
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Carrot Money

Exactly twenty $20 bills totaling $400.
It took 39 deliveries to get carrot money from my favorite stores.
by istateceo85 November 13, 2024
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Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot
"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"
by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023
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