gravel carrot

A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.

Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.

by GCanonymous June 10, 2014

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021

carrots and breadsticks

when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc

Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore

by poopedonlife February 26, 2014

sexy carrot

Donald trump looking dick with a American flag tattoo on the tip, usually tastes sweet

your sexy carrot turns me on

by lilkourtindahouse April 9, 2019

id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that

by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017

carrot lover

A carrot lover is someone who has a fetish for redheaded people or tends to often have sex with gingers specifically

Invalid if the person is ginger himself

"That girl is such a carrot lover, every boyfriend of hers is a ginger"

"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"

by Trenbologna Ace April 17, 2018

Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025