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Monkey on car

Fuck off
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
by Pridezasin May 1, 2020
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Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.
Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel
by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021
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Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, the car that uplifted the lost souls of black men in Sauta.
"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car telling a Slay Queen to exit his Fucken Car.
by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021
mugGet the Fucken Carmug.

Car Hoe

A person whom constantly changes lanes in an area of heavy traffic to gain a small decrease of time to their destination and inconvenience drivers.
That car hoe just changed lanes again!
by Jimbo Dohner July 23, 2020
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swapping cars

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.
“Omg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.”
Yeah dude, that was crazy”
by Swappingcars May 17, 2023
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Kicking Cars

verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.

adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor
how was you night?

Dude, kicking cars night!

Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.
by MiamiJones September 28, 2011
mugGet the Kicking Carsmug.

cowchair in the car

n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.
Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
mugGet the cowchair in the carmug.

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