camp vega

I went to Camp Vega at for 4 years at a very young age. Even now I look back and regret ever making that mistake. After 4 horrible years there, I finally came to my senses and left. However cliche this sounds, it has truly scarred me for life. For anyone considering going to Vega, reconsider unless you are a snotty, rude girl with no care but yourself. If you aren't and you go there, you will not fit in.

Camp Vega is not right for nice girls.

by CampGurl May 3, 2010

camp lohikan

A camp run by the cheapest mother fucker(s) on the planet.

A god forsaken shit hole.

camp lohikan = hell on earth

I was supposed to visit camp lohikan this summer but I decided I would rather get a spinal tap.

by CHIBA SAUCE July 25, 2010

camp mather

Camp Mather is a family camp in the Yosemite Valley of California. It is open almost all summer long. While the sound of a “family camp” may be unattractive to most teenagers, Mather is actually extremely fun. One usually spends little to no time actually with their parents (one doesn't even have to go with their parents), and instead spends the week bicycling throughout the camp (if you brought one) with one’s friends, playing in the lake, doing frisbee, soccer, bocce ball or beach volleyball on the lake lawn, baseball and all of the above on the baseball field and adjacent lawn, ping-pong, badminton, or basketball anywhere else, chilling out by the General Store, and pretty much just about anything imaginable (like hitting some dank bud that you brought up there with some friends—it’s a real chill atmosphere, perfect for toking up. Just don’t let the Camp Staff catch you). Also, all three meals are served at the mess hall (the foods real good, too), and there are tons of other activities to do too, like archery, horse-back riding, etc. But despite everything, it’s still pretty loose, and not yuppie-ish at all (as some people might think). All in all, its one of the most fun places to stay at, as long as you have some friends with you and a bike.

"Man, I'm so glad I'm gonna chill up at Mather this summer. Mather kicks Tawonga's ass!"

Mather = Camp Mather

The correct pronunciation is "May-ther" but some people do it "Mah-ther" and I'm sure that it's wrong.

by KushPuppet December 14, 2008

choir camp

not like band camp because choir kids have better morals than doing sexual stuff on the bus. Not a camp but a tour.

I had fun learning my music at the choir camp not using my lips and fingers to sexually arouse someone.

by EliteDemon December 3, 2004

camp girl

A girl with a strong interest in culture, icons, tv shows, films and music that are predominantly aimed at gay men.

Jane is so obsessed with musicals and drag race and she even stalks their twitter accounts.

She can't help it she's a camp girl!

by midnight strawberry November 5, 2015

Camp lejeune

A place where no matter what you do you'll get fucked.

Oh I was trapped somewhere on camp lejeune and tried to escape but cynthia claimed assault after I accidentally touched her face and then left at a gas station.

by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

Summer Camp

Summer camp is a place you send your kids to get treated terribly. They come back home all traumatized and quiet so that they don't shout as much. It's commonly used as a threat by a parent to make their child obey their orders. It's basically modern-day child neglect.

PARENT: Shut up or I'll send you to summer camp!
CHILD: 😨

by v1vdefineswords May 15, 2021