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The Clown Rule

A rule created by dudes for dudes, stating that he who attempts to hide something (mostly in regards to a female) they deserve any and all clowning until they own up to what they are doing. The rule is contingent on when somebody is hiding something they know is wrong, but everyone around them knows the truth. Once a dude owns up to what he is doing, and is both honest with himself and others, the clown rule becomes null and void because of how inherently not funny it is to clown on somebody who is open and honest. Unless you squat on the toilet with your feet on the seat, in which case - don't ever tell your bros something like that. Keep that to yourself. No amount of honesty can prevent the absolute clowning you will endure.
Guy 1:"Dude, George told us that all he does is hang out with you and play video games. He didn't even mention egg."
Guy 2:"Bro what?? I never see that kid. He is ALWAYS with egg."
Guy 1:"Maeby literally told me the other day that he doesn't ever see you, and he just went and told everyone that all he does is hang out with the dudes, no mention of egg whatsoever."

Guy 2:"Holy shit man. I think it's time to enact The Clown Rule."
Guy 1:"Meh, I guess so. I never thought we would ever have to on George, but he has given us no choice. He is Pussy Whipped beyond measure."
by Beaterbarker October 14, 2021
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cooking a clot

When a female is menstruating while sitting on a heated car seat.
Donna, turn down the heated seats! I am cooking a clot!
by Alicia Jalinski July 8, 2007
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pair of clown shoes

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.
"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"
by Weng Chow October 30, 2007
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1 dump clog

What happens when you take a praticularly large poop and it clogs the toilet without the assistance of toilet paper. only can be achived by few, but possible.
Last night when i had too much taco bell, i took a 1 dump clog. though i reached an unfathomable peak and was proud of it, i still had to stay up all night to try to unclog the damn thing.
by Blerpies0909 March 13, 2010
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Click on that Clock

Engaging in sexual activities with a Clown, with clock referring to a Clown's cock and "clicking" corresponding to whatever sexual act you have in mind. ;)
Zach: "Hey Nathan, have you seen Julia around anywhere today?"
Nathan: "I am pretty sure that she went to the State Fair to click on that clock!"

or

The adults of Derry, Maine ventured into the sewers to click on that clock.
by ThiccBih September 8, 2017
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close to the vest

keep something secret, to hold something close so no one else can see it
Though it was just a friendly game of Go-Fish, Henry kept his cards close to the vest, not letting anyone else see which cards he held.

He played the murder close to the vest so he could work out all the details before the police found out.
by social catalyst February 11, 2006
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closet hoe

a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent
Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12
by Martin Kester March 12, 2008
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